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Phones, PCs, tanks, and a fridge. All paid in Goon. Delivered by the bird himself.

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Sennis Stories

Tales from Sennis land.

First Flight

The Sennis bird was born in a tennis ball factory in 2019. It rolled out of the assembly line and never looked back.

The Great Migration

In 2022, over 4 million Sennis phones flew off the shelves — literally, thanks to a firmware bug.

Sennis Land Founded

A small island rose from the sea, self-declared as Sennis Tex 67. Currency: Goon. Official mascot: the bird.

The Chip Revolution

Goon Chips launched as a limited edition — salted with real goon sauce. The first batch sold out in 12 minutes flat. The bird was seen personally taste-testing every bag.

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